Pitcairn Island legalizes gay marriage

July 8, 2015

Tiny Pitcairn Island (actually four tiny islands), in the South Pacific has legalized gay marriage. Despite the fact that they have a population of only 48. Yup. 48 whole inhabitants. And according to Meralda Warren, a seventh generation resident (they are all purportedly descendents from the crew made famous in “Mutiny on The Bounty“), there was only one gay resident….a long time ago. No one asked for the law, but,…


Effective immediately: Free Entrance! Free Drinks! Free Sex!

June 23, 2015

This one doesn’t even need any of my quips…. Austrian brothel offers sex for free to protest high taxes VIENNA (AP) — An Austrian brothel is offering a summer special that competitors will find hard to match — free sex. Its owner says it’s his way of protesting a tax squeeze. “Effective immediately: Free Entrance! Free Drinks! Free Sex!” the Pascha bordello writes on its website. The Oesterreich daily quotes…


Homework? Sex-toy selfies for extra credit

June 15, 2015

Improvements in education in the digital age continue. I guess. Teacher’s reported sex-toy homework investigated The whole flap may have started out as an ill-advised joke, but the Alameda Unified School District is investigating reports that an Encinal High School teacher asked students to find their parents’ sex toys and text him selfies with them for extra credit. The investigation was launched after a worker at an after-school program heard…


Middle school kids take field trip to sex-toy store

June 12, 2015

Private school takes students to adult novelty store for sex ed lesson The field trip upset some parents at Gaia School. “It’s just a major breach of trust,” said one parent. Some parents are outraged after the leader of a small Minneapolis private school took about a dozen middle- and high-school-aged students on a sex education field trip to an adult novelty store late last week. “It’s just a major…


50 Shades of High School

June 5, 2015

We aimed so much lower when I was in High School. We would have been happy to be rewarded with pizza. Or an entire school period devoted to napping. W.Va. students caught screening ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ during class The filmography request was made by a group of Hampshire County students who asked their teacher, who was ignorant of the film’s content, if they could watch it as a reward…


Brothel + Lamb = WTF?

June 4, 2015

I’ll just leave this here for you. Draw your own conclusions. BERLIN (Reuters) – German police detained a 25-year-old prostitute for keeping a three-week-old lamb named Birke as a pet in a Munich brothel, police said in a statement. The woman was also briefly detained for drug possession – she and her lamb were discovered during a narcotics raid. Prostitution itself is legal in Germany. Keeping a lamb in a…


WTF of The Week: Citibank v. Debrahlee Lorenzana

Time for an all-new weekly segment here at WTFs Next. We are going to affectionately refer to it as the WTF of the Week. Don’t you just love how I act like theres actually folks READING this blog and that its not just an exercise in me running my mouth? So let me get this straight…. We have been trying for centuries as a culture to prove that not only…

February 10, 2011

Let’s not move one step forward until the vaginas show up.

The Health Care debate rages on in Washington, and the opinions on both sides of the aisle abound. Some say it will be the dawn of Socialism, we’ll all be standing in bread lines and shouting Marxist slogans, while the government shoots the old people. Some say it will be the dawn of Utopia, and flowers will rain from the sky, manna will fall from Heaven, and we’ll all ride…

February 27, 2010

Channeling my inner bigot?

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February 7, 2007

This week I realized that someone who didnt know me might think I was homophobic. But those who know me, know that I am far from it. But the truth is, I think the pendulum has swung too far. We’ve reached the other apex. We’ve gone from a world where discriminating against gays is considered bigotry to one where simply disagreeing with the opinion of a gay or lesbian gets…