NJ trying to be like Florida? Say it ain’t so

Florida has more than its fair share of crazy people. Maybe its the sunny southern climes. Maybe its the fun, bikinis and South Beach. Maybe its the ease of access to decent citrus.

Whatever it is, you usually know that any headline that starts with “Florida Man…” or “Florida Woman….” is going to end with some variation of “did something crazy”.

And we, the folks who don’t live in Florida can laugh, and point, and judge….why? Because we don’t live in Florida.

Then this guy comes along and besmirches my great state of New Jersey.

Man sentenced for robbing same shoe store 15 years later

TOMS RIVER, N.J. (AP) — A man who served time for robbing a shoe store is now headed back to prison for another robbery at the same New Jersey store — as the same clerk was behind the counter.

Christopher Miller was sentenced Friday to 16 years in prison. The 41-year-old Bridgeton man had pleaded guilty earlier this year to robbery charges.

Authorities say the March 2014 robbery in Toms River occurred the day after Miller had been released from prison after finishing his 15-year sentence for the first robbery. Police say Miller made off with $389 and fled on foot with the employees’ cellphones.

The clerk had been notified about Miller’s release and identified the robbery suspect as the same person who had robbed the store in 1999.

-source Yahoo News

This guy is obviously too stupid to be left alone.

He needs someone to monitor him…or put him on one of those toddler leashes to pull him away from trouble.

Dammit dude!

This is not Florida. Stop trying to be Florida Man!

WTFs Next
Sometimes you stand there and think, “WTF’s Next?” while looking at a situation or something on the news. And you’re left to point, fret, wonder and mull it over alone.

I instead choose to write all that crap down HERE and get it off my chest.

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