Osama bin Laden is at a great big weenie roast in hell.
Hope they have BEEF weenies for ya dude.
If you don’t know it yet World, here’s your proof…the US may not be the best in everyone’s eyes (though if you think THAT, you should get your fucking eyes checked), but you have to admit, we are NOT to be trifled with. If you fuck with us, we will hunt you, we will find you, and we will put your ass in the dirt. End of story.
Doesn’t matter if it takes 10 hours, 10 days, or 10 years. Go ahead. Try it. Hunt. Find. Dirt.
Simple as that.
Unlike many people, I had no clue what had happened last night before we went to bed. We had been watching LOTR: The Two Towers with the kids, and when bedtime (for them) hit, we simply turned off the TV. This morning, when we got up, my GF looks at a news update on her phone and says, “Bin Laden is dead.” I say, “Wow….wouldn’t THAT be great?”…because I’m slow on the uptake. She points at her phone and says, “No. Really. He’s dead.” And shows me the headlines.
On top of being smart, funny, and abundantly beautiful, my lady is the perfect Yang to my Yin, the gentle to my aggression, the earth to my sky. Whereas I stood there in my kitchen saying loudly, “Hoooo-Ahhhh! Got ‘im! Ding Dong that fucker is dead dead dead!!!!” she instead brought it back earthward by saying, “Yes, but I worry about all the people who might be targeted by crazies because of this…..”.
That’s my baby…always thinking of others.
Me? I say, hey…if you’re stupid and cant learn from it, go ahead.
Like we say in the neighborhood….Don’t start none, won’t be none. Go ahead. Try it. Hunt. Find. Dirt.
In other words, leave us the fuck alone, and we wont put a bullet in your head too. We’ve been speaking softly but carrying a big stick since 1901 when Rough Rider Roosevelt turned the phrase, and that hasn’t changed. If you don’t start any shit, there wont BE any shit.
But, along with courageous, we are also respectful.
I have the utmost sense of pride for the men and women in my US Armed Services, and even more so today. Not just the US Navy Seal team that was inserted and carried out a very sucessful mission (The only easy day was yesterday…), but also the service men and women who respectful interred Bin Laden’s remains into the sea in accordance with Islamic customs. We showed an incredible amount of respect for the body of a man who respected NONE of us, and wanted nothing more than to see us wiped from the face of the planet, and whose allies and compatriots would show us little respect in return. Bin Laden’s body was cleansed and adorned in the way it would have been had he died among his own, and then buried at sea in the allotted time period expected by his faith. Just an example of what it means to be civilized among a savage world.
Granted, his whole idea of the afterlife probably didn’t turn out the way he expected.
Sunan al-Tirmidhi Hadith 2562 says:
The Prophet Muhammad was heard saying: “The smallest reward for the people of Paradise is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives [often translated as ‘virgins’ or ‘houri‘, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from Al-Jabiyyah [a Damascus suburb] to Sana’a [Yemen]“
The problem is, MY God forbids murdering innocents, and from what I understand so does YOURS Osama. (we wont go into the whole Christian / Judaic / Islamic God being the same God discussion here….I dont have the time). So I’m thinking Bin Laden fell a bit short of Paradise. And he doesn’t have his 72 wives (virgins, houris or otherwise).
Welcome to hell Osama. You worked so hard to get here, we even prepared you a corner room with a view.
You’re gonna be here a while.
Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden. 1957-2011. Good fucking riddance.
- The Death Of Osama Bin Laden (injesus.wordpress.com)
- News Animation of the Killing of Osama Bin Laden (laughingsquid.com)
- Osama Bin Laden: What do we believe? (chicagonow.com)
- Osama bin Laden Has Been Killed; President Obama Announces Osama bin Laden has be Killed (sugarslam.com)
- Reactions To Osama Bin Laden Assassination (sfist.com)
- Osama bin Laden killed (boston.com)