• Black Privilege? GTFOH. Seriously?
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  • Is Trump a bigot? Or just a bigot magnet?
  • Guy in Delaware gets racist flag stolen…trolls mad

Stupid criminals are damn funny.

Sheriff’s office says break-in suspect left wallet behind A Lincoln County break-in suspect was startled by a homeowner in a wheelchair Monday, dropped his wallet as he ran from the property and was later arrested, sheriff’s investigators said. Joshua Ray Murphy, 25, of High Shoals, was charged with two felony counts of breaking and entering a building and one felony count each of larceny after breaking and entering, and possession…

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Child molesters should either be put down or put away forever

Thats right. I said it. St. Louis man gets prison after flying to Denver to molest family A 62-year-old St. Louis man who flew to Denver intending to have sex with a woman and her two small daughters has been sentenced to more than 11 years in a federal prison. Darwin Gilbert Gowen also must serve 10 years on supervised release following his prison term, according to Jeffrey Dorschner, spokesman…

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Pittsburgh Man Charged With Robbing Bank With a…vibrator

The more things change, the more they stay strange. A bomb squad blew up a briefcase and other suspicious items in a Pittsburgh man’s car Monday after he robbed a bank, police said. With a sex toy. Specifically, a vibrator. Aaron Stein, 35, faces a preliminary hearing June 25 in Allegheny County Magisterial District Court on nine felony counts including aggravated assault, robbery, threatening to use a weapon of mass…

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WTF of The Week: I don’t give a sh!t what you WANT the Confederate Flag to mean

Since the heinous crimes in Charleston last week, I’ve heard many people debating the Confederate Flag. First off, don’t send me any mail about how “it’s not called the Confederate Flag, its called the Battle Flag of Northern Virginia and blah blah blah”. I don’t CARE. If I say to 10 out of 10 Americans, “Confederate Flag”, the image they get in their heads it exactly what I’m talking about….

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Effective immediately: Free Entrance! Free Drinks! Free Sex!

This one doesn’t even need any of my quips…. Austrian brothel offers sex for free to protest high taxes VIENNA (AP) — An Austrian brothel is offering a summer special that competitors will find hard to match — free sex. Its owner says it’s his way of protesting a tax squeeze. “Effective immediately: Free Entrance! Free Drinks! Free Sex!” the Pascha bordello writes on its website. The Oesterreich daily quotes…

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California GOP Assemblyman can’t multitask

Dumbass. If our kids get in trouble for having their cellphones out during class, why don’t our lawmakers? SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — A Republican lawmaker accidentally cast his party’s first vote for the California budget in years because he was distracted by Facebook. Assemblyman Scott Wilk was the sole Republican to vote for California’s record $117.5 billion spending plan Monday. The Santa Clarita lawmaker later clarified he accidentally supported the…

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He’s fine, but he had a crappy day

“Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day” That’s an actual QUOTE from a rep for the Portland, OR police department. Thats just AWESOME. Smelly justice: Alleged masturbator trapped in overturned porta-potty PORTLAND, Ore., June 5 (UPI) — Police in Oregon said a homeless man allegedly masturbating in a portable toilet with the door open had to be rescued after witnesses reached their tipping point. Portland Police said the…

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NJ trying to be like Florida? Say it ain’t so

Florida has more than its fair share of crazy people. Maybe its the sunny southern climes. Maybe its the fun, bikinis and South Beach. Maybe its the ease of access to decent citrus. Whatever it is, you usually know that any headline that starts with “Florida Man…” or “Florida Woman….” is going to end with some variation of “did something crazy”. And we, the folks who don’t live in Florida…

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More reflections on #RachelDolezal

I know a young lady, who I will not name, who is in her 20’s, runs an online blog, and also speaks out across the web on feminist issues. For the sake of clarity, lets call her “L —”. L — writes, speaks and tweets heavily on the ideas of equality for women in all areas. She will vigorously defend all things feminine, no matter how great or small. Shes…

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Homework? Sex-toy selfies for extra credit

Improvements in education in the digital age continue. I guess. Teacher’s reported sex-toy homework investigated The whole flap may have started out as an ill-advised joke, but the Alameda Unified School District is investigating reports that an Encinal High School teacher asked students to find their parents’ sex toys and text him selfies with them for extra credit. The investigation was launched after a worker at an after-school program heard…

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